Skip to main content

silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
mugGet the silent facial mask rant mug.

Good Ebening Masterclass

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass
by Greg19 April 27, 2022
mugGet the Good Ebening Masterclass mug.
Related Words

masturpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
mugGet the masturpraytion mug.

alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask
"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011
mugGet the alaskan dick mask mug.

mason troy adams

People that spray their water hose at maximum velocity
Look he’s doing a Mason Troy Adams!
by 🗿🦧 March 30, 2022
mugGet the mason troy adams mug.

Grand Master Supreme Yeeter

The largest title a Yeeter can aquire. Only Veteran Yeeters who live by the Yeet code have a chance of being selected for this poition.
Oh Did you hear about Flamezy? He became Grand Master Supreme Yeeter yesterday, we must yeet him something.
by Hast__e June 6, 2018
mugGet the Grand Master Supreme Yeeter mug.

master chip

There is one chip in every bag of Doritos that appears to have gotten a visit from the seasoning fairy. This desirable, flavor-laden chip, my brothers, is the master chip. The abundance of flavor explodes in your mouth like a cool ranch orgasm, leaving you to say "Fuck Bravos".
Jimbob - "Dude I just dropped the master chip in dog shit and I'm gonna eat it anyway, the seasoning will mask the taste of turd."
Emmett- "You need help."
by The GodFader September 25, 2011
mugGet the master chip mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email