Matilda Langley

Matilda Langley is a very pretty girl with amazing figure

She is the most loyal person alive will never let you down

To win her hart buy her fish fingers. Capri sun and. Jelly pots (strawberry)

And looks good with Harry

Matilda Langley loves Harry

by Matildas boyfriend September 7, 2020

lashay langley

a stupid bitch

girl 1: holy shit it’s a lashay langley!

girl 2: ew

by your manz fav hoe September 13, 2020

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

aiden longden

the sexiest person alive with a massive ding dong and a perfect personality

you are so aiden longden

by kimykong tttt November 15, 2022

Kai Langley

A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan

Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!

by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023