lunch ladies

a rude person who makes terrible food that I would find on the street. her food tastes like poison and then she is mean. she wears the ugliest vest I have ever seen. I hate her. I asked her if I could have a different cookie cause the one I got was hard as rocks and she said no and rolled her eyes at my friends and I . now I want her to fall or burn her hand . I want new lunch ladies . I want them gone. I'm going to switch schools then die because of her .

ugh lunch ladies I hate it
omg that lunch lady is hideous

she tried to poison me that stupid ignorant lunch beast lady

by lovelybaldeagle May 31, 2015

water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

by colostomes June 10, 2008

Ladies’ man

1) A man who spends a more-than-usual amount of time successfully pursuing the attentions and sexual favors of women—due to a genuine or pretend love of women. 2) A man whom women find especially attractive, both physically and emotionally, and sympathetic and attentive to the emotional needs of women. 3) A man who believes himself to possess a natural and profound understanding of women and their needs and desires—especially sexual needs.

1) “I really enjoy dating all these beautiful women, but one day I hope to get married and have a house full of daughters. I guess I’m just a ladies’ man.” 2) Woman: “I just can’t believe how much attention he showers me with, and he’s a wonderful lover too.” Friend: “Be careful, he sounds like a real ladies’ man.” 3) “You could learn a lot from me. I know how to treat the ladies right, and have them eating right out of my hand! I guess you’d say I’m a real ladies’ man.”

by Oldfart January 26, 2018

loaded for bear

Carrying more equipment than necessary. Overloaded. It can be used in a variety of ways meaning a person is equipped more than necessary for his/her prey.

A woman dresses "to the nines" with high heels, lipstick, new hair-do, perfume, etc. for club-hopping. "She's loaded for bear."
A youth is going hunting for squirrel but takes his father's high-powered rifle and a shotgun. He's loaded for bear.

by David Porter October 12, 2003

Lunch ladies

Mean horrible people who hate kids

The lunch ladies yelled at us for picking up trash

by Chickenwingspnaplate May 5, 2016

Shinigami's Angels and Ladies

A group of elite otaku girls who spend their time chatting about anime and the typical teenage girl stuff. Most of them are constantly hyper, and they have a few depressed girls within the group. They're tight like a knot, and a group of the nicest, most welcoming and understanding, and coolest girls you will ever meet on the net.

Duo gathers authoresses from everywhere and puts them in a chatroom. They call themselves his angels and ladies.

by Nayru Moon July 26, 2003

loadest

being the most loaded

Among Oprah and other rich people Bill Gates is the loadest.

by AntiChrist September 4, 2008