Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

shik lightning

shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.

todays rain has shik lightning

by omg man steezy September 20, 2020

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...

That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

by Sunnync May 20, 2020

Asian lightning

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Hiroshima and Nagasaki got hit wit some Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020

Fat Lightning

Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.

Fat Lightning is inside you.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

Lightning

My main fursona, she’s a Dutch angel dragon that is black, white, and blue.

Ooh! Lightning looks cool!

by Lightning the dutchie June 8, 2021