Then God made liberals, unfortunately his attempt at making mostly hairless apes that were able to wear clothing and speak failed.
by TPaine#StupidLiberals November 4, 2011
Get the liberals mug.Christian-hating hypocrites who think that child molesters, rapists, and murderers should live (anti death penalty) because it's their "rights as a citizen", but think that innocent children should die (abortion) whenever it's inconvenient to the mother or "because it's a the woman's choice on what to do with her body", as they like to say.
*Liberal supporting anti death penalty laws* : Everybody in this country deserves to live!!
*Random person*: Um... aren't you the same person who supports abortion??
*Liberal*: It's the mother's choice on what to do with her body!
*Random person*: Yeah, but the baby in the womb is a living human being who deserves the chance to live.
*Liberal*: That isn't a baby, it's a fetus and it's not living!
*Random person*: Sorry, but scientist have long proven that a fetus begins heart, nerve, and muscle development at ---
*Liberal*: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JESUS FREAK!!
*Random person*: Sigh...
*Random person*: Um... aren't you the same person who supports abortion??
*Liberal*: It's the mother's choice on what to do with her body!
*Random person*: Yeah, but the baby in the womb is a living human being who deserves the chance to live.
*Liberal*: That isn't a baby, it's a fetus and it's not living!
*Random person*: Sorry, but scientist have long proven that a fetus begins heart, nerve, and muscle development at ---
*Liberal*: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JESUS FREAK!!
*Random person*: Sigh...
by Happy-Go-Lucky '08 June 9, 2010
Get the liberal mug.1. a person who thinks you should be able to kill your baby (a living being) before it's born, but after it is born, youre not allowed to spank it because that is cruel.
2. a person who thinks that law abiding citizens should not be able to buy guns because they can hurt people but fail to realize that someone who is going to rob a bank doesn't just buy a gun at a store BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REGISTERED TO THEIR NAME.
3. a chain smoking hippie
4. someone who thinks that anyone who lives in the south is an illiterate piece of trailer trash.
5. an emo
6. emos that move to texas with their parents and refuse to dress like a human being, rather they dress up like a bunch of queers and try to have everything changed in texas because they can't take it.
7. someone who is poor and thinks that rich people ought to give them their money so they elect a nigger who will give it to them.
8. someone who thinks that a workplace needs to be diverse before it needs to be skillful. because for some magical reason, a business works better with a few lesser-skilled black guys thrown into the mix.
9. a person who believes that every animal that exists must be free and unharmed. even though their ancestors had to kill for food just like everyone elses.
10. a person who cant follow rules so the rest of the world must change the rules to cater to their needs.
11. a queer
12. an atheist who bashes christianity because he or she doesn't know much about it. he or she just feels empty inside and doesn't know why so they take it out on christians.
13. a black idiot that thinks that since his ancestors were owned by one of my ancestors, he neeeds to be repayed. in other words they have their hands out (like most blacks) expecting money that they absolutely in no way earned
14. person who thinks that anyone who says y'all has down syndrom. but they have their own colloquialisms that are ok for some reason.
15. someone from california. theyre way to cool for anyone else anyhow
16. anyone brainwashed by that nigger barack obama and/or hilary clinton
17. someone who believes that white males are concentrated evil.
2. a person who thinks that law abiding citizens should not be able to buy guns because they can hurt people but fail to realize that someone who is going to rob a bank doesn't just buy a gun at a store BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REGISTERED TO THEIR NAME.
3. a chain smoking hippie
4. someone who thinks that anyone who lives in the south is an illiterate piece of trailer trash.
5. an emo
6. emos that move to texas with their parents and refuse to dress like a human being, rather they dress up like a bunch of queers and try to have everything changed in texas because they can't take it.
7. someone who is poor and thinks that rich people ought to give them their money so they elect a nigger who will give it to them.
8. someone who thinks that a workplace needs to be diverse before it needs to be skillful. because for some magical reason, a business works better with a few lesser-skilled black guys thrown into the mix.
9. a person who believes that every animal that exists must be free and unharmed. even though their ancestors had to kill for food just like everyone elses.
10. a person who cant follow rules so the rest of the world must change the rules to cater to their needs.
11. a queer
12. an atheist who bashes christianity because he or she doesn't know much about it. he or she just feels empty inside and doesn't know why so they take it out on christians.
13. a black idiot that thinks that since his ancestors were owned by one of my ancestors, he neeeds to be repayed. in other words they have their hands out (like most blacks) expecting money that they absolutely in no way earned
14. person who thinks that anyone who says y'all has down syndrom. but they have their own colloquialisms that are ok for some reason.
15. someone from california. theyre way to cool for anyone else anyhow
16. anyone brainwashed by that nigger barack obama and/or hilary clinton
17. someone who believes that white males are concentrated evil.
Me: that liberal idiot thinks i cant read because i'm from Texas. What a jackass
Conservative 2: ya. hes a queer anyways. look at those gay ass jeans.
Me: oh well. he's gonna have a hell of a time teaching his kid not to do wrong with a stern 5 minute time out. that is if he doesn't abort it. i'm gonna beat my kid's ass when he or she screws up.
Conservative 2: ya. hes a queer anyways. look at those gay ass jeans.
Me: oh well. he's gonna have a hell of a time teaching his kid not to do wrong with a stern 5 minute time out. that is if he doesn't abort it. i'm gonna beat my kid's ass when he or she screws up.
by white male from the sout March 25, 2009
Get the liberal mug.
Liberals control people by keeping them reliant on the government with social welfare.
They lead millions astray with ridiculous environmental fallacies.
They do not like free markets or capitalism.
They push racism and hate to advance their agenda.
They Have ruined our school system.
They work to destroy all religions and families.
They promote the killing of babies.
They lead millions astray with ridiculous environmental fallacies.
They do not like free markets or capitalism.
They push racism and hate to advance their agenda.
They Have ruined our school system.
They work to destroy all religions and families.
They promote the killing of babies.
Liberals keep an unprecedented amount of people on SNAP and unemployed due to disastrous economic policies.
Hybrid cars are worse on the environment than a Hummer and they publish incomplete climate data to advance their agenda.
Hateful of business and punish people with taxes and regulation for being successful.
Keep yelling racism to further divide everybody, prosper hate, and keep minorities reliant on govt. to keep them 'on the plantation'.
Graduate kids barely able to read or string together a sentence. Keep unions in power and, therefore, a disastrous amount of unfunded pension plans and poor education.
Bash freedom of religion and traditional families every chance they get to tear the fabric of society apart.
54 million babies have been aborted in America since 1976.
Hybrid cars are worse on the environment than a Hummer and they publish incomplete climate data to advance their agenda.
Hateful of business and punish people with taxes and regulation for being successful.
Keep yelling racism to further divide everybody, prosper hate, and keep minorities reliant on govt. to keep them 'on the plantation'.
Graduate kids barely able to read or string together a sentence. Keep unions in power and, therefore, a disastrous amount of unfunded pension plans and poor education.
Bash freedom of religion and traditional families every chance they get to tear the fabric of society apart.
54 million babies have been aborted in America since 1976.
by Free the People August 27, 2013
Get the Liberals mug.NOT OUR PRESIDENT, NOT OUR PRESIDENT!
I can't stand these liberals, starting shit shirt for no damn reason.
I can't stand these liberals, starting shit shirt for no damn reason.
by White priviledged Republican February 15, 2017
Get the Liberals mug.A liberal is a person who believes that every adult should be allowed the *liberty* (hence the name "liberal") to think and act as he or she wishes, except constrained for the sake of equal rights, equal opportunity, public health, and public safety as determined by due processes.
BACKGROUND
Before ~1870, liberals were suspicious towards *any* institution, e.g. the federal government, that had power to rob individuals of their liberty. After ~1870, liberalism was transformed by the rise of corporations and began to see government bodies as necessary counterbalances against corporate tyranny. However, liberals do not love big government.
Liberals do sympathize with and often support people who seem to lack equal rights or opportunity, including labor workers, women, immigrants, etc. Liberals usually support causes associated with individual liberty, e.g LGBTQ rights, same-sex marriages, and legalization of marijuana.
Liberals do not blindly support "tax and spend" policies or debt, but do consider implementing them when appropriate, and question if any measure is affordable or not. All liberals I know believe in law and order. Communism and socialism are tyrannical and therefore antithesis of liberalism.
I believe that conservatism should always be actively influential at all government levels. I am grateful for people who start businesses. foster its growth, and enjoy its rewards.
BACKGROUND
Before ~1870, liberals were suspicious towards *any* institution, e.g. the federal government, that had power to rob individuals of their liberty. After ~1870, liberalism was transformed by the rise of corporations and began to see government bodies as necessary counterbalances against corporate tyranny. However, liberals do not love big government.
Liberals do sympathize with and often support people who seem to lack equal rights or opportunity, including labor workers, women, immigrants, etc. Liberals usually support causes associated with individual liberty, e.g LGBTQ rights, same-sex marriages, and legalization of marijuana.
Liberals do not blindly support "tax and spend" policies or debt, but do consider implementing them when appropriate, and question if any measure is affordable or not. All liberals I know believe in law and order. Communism and socialism are tyrannical and therefore antithesis of liberalism.
I believe that conservatism should always be actively influential at all government levels. I am grateful for people who start businesses. foster its growth, and enjoy its rewards.
by Mr. Earthenware January 12, 2017
Get the liberal mug.