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Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.
Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.
by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016
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Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.
Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.
by Kesslinger January 14, 2009
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lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.
Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.
by Gosha July 28, 2008
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wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique
I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.
by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015
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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.
Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.
My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.
by whatthelemon August 20, 2013
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