lazy bum

Tauheed Chowdhury is a lazy bum

T isnt showering, what a lazy bum!

by justthetrustyaknow#2 February 23, 2021

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

by Smurfypoo November 17, 2009

The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014

lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.

Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....

by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013

Lazy Gaga

A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.

What a lazy gaga she is! unemployed, careless, lazy and doing nothing at all.

by Samooooooo October 21, 2020