Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).

"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."

by WeALLknow October 18, 2012

Lawn Service

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent

I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.

by Blindsheep October 24, 2019

Lawn Tiger

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

by Stop69 December 23, 2012

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

by T_1 June 21, 2010