Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).

"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."

by WeALLknow October 18, 2012

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

Lawn Tiger

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

by Stop69 December 23, 2012

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012

Lawn stars

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.

As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.

by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021