playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

playing croquet on the lawn by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009

Toss a log to the lawn Gods 

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

Toss a log to the lawn Gods by C Bailey March 19, 2004

Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

Mowing the Lawn by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012

shag-lawn 

Slang term for small town in northern nj. ie Fair Lawn

Why is it that people we dont know call this place shag-lawn.

also know as the Shag.

shag-lawn by na November 16, 2003

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

“Folded like a lawn chair” 

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

“Folded like a lawn chair” by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

mowing the lawn by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003