lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

by ubernostrum June 15, 2004

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

lettuce sauce

How men refer to salad dressing.

Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?

by TheLooseMoose August 17, 2016

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016