loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.

she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets

by neverthere October 11, 2008

multi loaf

The act of screwing around doing multiple non-productive activities.

That dimbulbian spends more time multi loafing than multi-tasking.

by Anti-Gen Y February 2, 2007

Panty Loafer

Typically an older man who hangs around at bars to just watch the young women. Doesn't talk with people, just stares and acts creepy. Will be seen wearing slip on shoes often, like penny loafers.

It looks like that Panty Loafer Chuck is back...yeah he seems to have sniffed out that bachelorette party.

by e/or August 13, 2012

Spin the loaf

After making a sandwich, hold the open end of the bag around the bread and "spin the loaf". Then add the "plastic thing" to keep it shut.

Do you spin the loaf?

by Omnipwnage June 17, 2012

loaf roasting

a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.

Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.

by big albert August 1, 2003

pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 26, 2016

Loast

Toast that is lost...

either metaphorically, or actually lost

OMFG look at that Loast!!!

What the hell my toast went all Loast on me!

by kennyout June 9, 2004