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Feed My Llama

A more positive use for the letters 'FML'
Person 1: Ugh.. FML
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: Just do it
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: I only asked a for a favour
Person 2: No, you said Fuck My Life, so I asked what was up
Person 1: No, I said Feed My Llama, dude, so go, do it.
by itsanadude July 3, 2011
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shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female
wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!
by cd999 March 3, 2003
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Mr. Llama

An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.
"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."
by Mike Ledda April 21, 2006
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rock my llama

A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.
1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."

this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.
by Starvin Marvin December 16, 2007
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the llama

n.One whose penile disfunction causes them to inject the hardened projectile into a cavity smaller then the size of their deformed genital,
ear, nose, surgery hole, etc.
by ooga April 3, 2005
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forrest llama

not as cool as forrest cows but still pretty cool! they can spit super hard. they usually try to fart on forrest cows. they can grow and shape shift in... necessary places. they can time travel, turn colors... only green though. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when they are chasing the forrest cow. they have super speed but are not as fast as forrest cows. they get strength from eating dirty diapers from the trash! and you can usually find them hiding in your closet, trash can, under lamp shades, and in your refridgerator.
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest llama that was in my trash yesterday?
persona 2: yeah he turned green! what does that mean?
persona 1: idk but it was really coolio bro!
persona 2: ikr! hey lets go take a shower!
persona 1: ok... can we take it in the pool?
persona 2: sure!
by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009
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Wally the llama

Born in NYC, but came to Melbourne, Wally is a legend among llamas world wide. He is a quarter Aussie, American, Dutch and German.
by DutchPrince December 29, 2008
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