listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

by Bob March 25, 2005

exploding lobster

when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.

scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.

by blakeness November 11, 2008

Puerto Rican Listerine

During oral sex, the male urinates into the female's mouth

Willie gave Sirisha a tasty Puerto Rican listerine, and she loved it.

by Terry Schaivo December 12, 2008

Lobster

A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.

Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.

by Saladon March 22, 2009

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004

Lobster Claw

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.

I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.

by the wrEcKless 1 January 5, 2011