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Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader

While having sex doggy style, you pull out your chewing tobacco and place it on your woman's asshole and ram it In with your dick.
R.L. SAID TO J.B. " I'M TELLNG YOU I STUFFED THAT DIP IN HER ASS WITH MY DICK, THAT'S A PENNSYLVANIA MUZZLE LOADER"
by Jploppert October 18, 2017
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Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.
My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.
by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020
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Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
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Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023
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ladera teen

A Ladera teen is the product of their Millennial, GenX or in rare cases Baby Boomer parents, that moved to Ladera Ranch to raise their “Little’s” in “The Bubble” away from all the

horrible and terrible things in the real world... These Littles, now teens have lived a most excellent life. So excellent in fact that they themselves feel safe, protected and ready to take on the World! They are untouchable. Then, they step out of “The Bubble” and soon realize their perfect world in Ladera Ranch is fake and not real life. They realize their cliques they once had to be apart of are mean, rude and pointless. The adults they once ridiculed, were the one thing protecting them from the big ugly world outside “the bubble” and if they had any chance of succeeding in this world outside the bubble, they better start by acknowledging that they aren’t “All That” and respecting all that is...
A Ladera Teen lives in ladera ranch and the off spring of s ladera Moms
by Truudat December 16, 2017
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Glass loader

A colloquialism used primarily in industry to describe a fellow worker of such astonishingly low intelligence, competence and ability, whom despite being given every opportunity to progress, always manage to fuck it up and default back to their servile disposition of loading crap on to a machine. In this case glass. A complete and utter halfwit.
Has that Glass Loader from the other shift fucked the numbers up AGAIN! That's the third time this week!
by DAZ95 June 29, 2017
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front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.
Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.
by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010
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