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2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011
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Lundyn

A fucking hot girl that everyone wants to fuck her but she won't let them
I want to fuck lundyn . she won't let you
by anonymous February 4, 2018
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Landon

The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
"Dude! I just got an 85 on my test!"
"Bruh I got 100" *landons*
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
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Landoni

Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.
Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!
by Quilence June 19, 2008
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Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010
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Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.
In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015
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Union Landing

This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".
by Ziegler1952 June 22, 2010
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