Jessica

Jessica is a straight up person. If you ask her if you look bad or if there's something out of place, you can count on her to tell you the 100% actual truth. She isn't good at giving hugs or comforting people, but knows how to make you smile by just being herself, like getting food on her teeth. She is still a good friend even if she is a pro at gossiping about other people. But if you don't like a person then she won't as well... oh yeah she is going to go to Harvard one day as well.

"Listen to Jessica she's smart."

"Jessica you have food in your teeth" *as she smiles*

by jgergeruofnoejnfj May 26, 2018

Jessica

The most beautiful, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loves cats and hot cheetos. She's good in bed. The most attractive girl alive. Very loyal, stubborn and classy.

Kyle: "who's that?"

Sam: "That's Jessica"

Lilly: "I wish I was a Jessica"

Hope: "Every boy loves her"

by Psychotic brilliance May 25, 2018

Jessica

A fucking cunt of a person she is a doush and can burn in hell and suck hilters balls.

yo Jessica is suck a fucking faggot

by travi skott November 21, 2019

Jessica

A gaurdian angel who saved a soul from the grasp of inevitability

Me : Finally found a way to find jessica hey its me ! If its you.. You know who i am .. ohnokid is my snapchat ..

Her : took long enough
Me : dont even start.. If its u send me my first name
Her : got it ! : )

by Oh_no_kid April 17, 2019

jessica

ceo of negotiator

i’m jessica and i’m the negotiator

by 122804 February 28, 2020

Jessica

A very annoying, know-it all, smart alec, who will point out every single mistake you make. Often people who know a "Jessica" suffer a loss of self-esteem because Jessica is good at everything.

I hate Jessica.

by Zippy Zach Attack January 9, 2019

Jessica

Typically a girl from Idaho who loves animals. They’re usually in sales.

Hey Jessica! All’s well that are kind!

by didymus0 March 6, 2020