Juan is the most amazing friend/papa ever and anyone who thinks otherwise can gO aWaYy. Juan is literally the best person that will always be there for u :,) -cbh
Person 1: who’s one person you can trust 100%?
Me: Juan of course. He is the BEST.
Right fielder for the Washington nationals. The “Childish Bambino” said to be the second coming of Ted Williams. Debatably the 3rd best player in Baseball
Did you see Juan Soto’s nuke into the upper decks last night?
A fucking sexy beast with a huge penis. A plus in every class. Women cannot stay away from him he has achieved great things and is a master in everything. He is every man's role model