James, James, James,
Where do we start? Well, James is this thing that exists (and for the record, most
people are quite pleased with his existence). Most
people value his unbothered charisma. The way he is too honest to portray anything but himself. Now
don't get confused, James definitely knows how to
lie, but, this is not his innate nature. James' innate nature is quite wholesome and charming, yet extremely common. This feeling of being common can easily be correlated to the term "gas-station" cute. James is extremely charming and very attractive, but you gotta remember he is just a gas station clerk with cute dimples and a
never-ending smile. At his best, James can light up a whole room and make you feel empty. Empty from all attachments and simply force you to just be in the moment. Unbothered by your audience and the distractions around you, it's just you and James. At his worst, James can be a
bit passive leaving you to feel kind of
crazy and
stupid. Understand that his passiveness is also part of his innate nature, and one day you'll learn to love it.
"Dammmmmn, is that James? So cute,
maybe he'll give us a 20
cent discount off each gallon the next time we are at the
local Mobile Gas Station!"
