Jade is this amazing young woman who is funny, intelligent, trusting, and loyal. Her smile in the morning is like looking at a radiant star. It’s like having your soul enveloped in sunlight or stardust. With her blonde hair, greenish-blue eyes, and Nordic blood. Jade is all about family and friends. She believes in fairy tales and happily ever after and is a hopeless romantic. She's popular and has been through so much so far. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dream. She is constantly there for everyone. Once you meet her it’s like trying to hold on to a dream or a star full of passion and energy. If you can hold on to Jade, try like heck to hold on to her. She is worth it!

You got a jade, nice!

Jade by Zosen Mahr January 23, 2023

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Jaddiel

If you find yourself meeting a Jaddiel consider yourself lucky, with their looks and poetic way of speaking it's no wonder why they have so many girls chasing them. A person named Jaddiel is usually Tall and athletic, has dark curly hair and a smile you will not forget. This kind of man is intelligent, calm, calculated, witty and overall a selfless person. But be careful once they feel cornered they will not hesitate to put you in your place so don't mess with them, they can seem like a huge dick/womanizer but in reality they are the biggest dorks with a heart of gold. At the end of the day Jaddiels have big hearts and even bigger..... So cherish them because they are one truly of a kind.

Jaddiel: A person who is passionate

Jaddiel by Katara.Wave5 August 16, 2023

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Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

Angry Jade by user1706 January 25, 2011

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