If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

nigger turned inside out

Italian

Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..

by murraybia December 12, 2015

on the inside

a person doing hard time in the slammer

My dog can't smoke none b-cause he on the inside

by Ryan "Homie G" October 5, 2003

Think Inside the Box

A counterintuitive, underused strategy that is seldom emphasized in generating creative solutions, compared to the oft-canned strategy of “think outside the box”—better still, if there is no box.

Unlike novices who religiously think out of the box, professionals know that breakthroughs often take place when they reluctantly think inside the box—constraints are the catalyst to creativity.

by MathPlus December 17, 2018

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent

Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

gettin' inside her panties

a gerund (n.) and/or particial phrase (adj.), as a gerund phrase, the act of sliding your big thick paw down behind her waistband, down and behind her panties (or thong if she wears one), and into her furbush at the base of the magic triangle, so you can finger fuck her silly at the movies, in her bedroom (while her parents aren't home from work yet), or in the backseat or your Lincoln Continental at the drive-in theater on Saturday night. As a participial phrase, the description of an famous male act as he works on his female love object, trying to get the foreplay going, hopefully, leading to better, harder sex like fucking yadda yadda and more fucking yadda double yadda.

EX: As a gerund phrase: "Gettin' inside her panties was harder than climbing Mt. Everest in your birthday suit in the middle of winter."

As a participial phrse: "Gettin' inside her panties quickly, I took a deep breath and hoped for the best of all possible worlds."

by Ed Lambert July 22, 2006

The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.

That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.

by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011