something you say when you laugh, but it’s spelled laff because laugh doesn’t look the way it’s pronounced
by asc0al0ha September 11, 2019
person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm
by Joshua_1234 March 23, 2020
by “”” April 22, 2019
A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
by The Relator November 05, 2020
by lolkidhedontknow April 01, 2019
A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
by choconekos July 10, 2019
Umm…
I was planning on deleting it…
I have other definitions sitting in the hopper somewhere from days ago…
That one was after 8 pm and it gets published 🫣
Well… I try not to hate anything… but I do hate not being with you!!! Physically… not just that physically…
Thought of physically …. warmth:)
I was planning on deleting it…
I have other definitions sitting in the hopper somewhere from days ago…
That one was after 8 pm and it gets published 🫣
Well… I try not to hate anything… but I do hate not being with you!!! Physically… not just that physically…
Thought of physically …. warmth:)
by Believe… I do in ❤️ 4u❤️❤️❤️❤️ October 21, 2023