Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

the holy savior

A 5-some involving a guy laying on his back with one girl riding his cock, and a girl sitting on his face. With the guy's arms laid flat and away from his body, a girl on each side, sits on his hand while the guy fingers her. This is resembling a crucifix. Hence the name, Holy Savior.

I just did the holy savior with these chicks. Bro, you wouldn't believe it.

by SkilledWaffle December 11, 2016

Holy JesusCakes!

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

Holy heck

Similar to holy f**k but less crude , more laughs

Holy heck ! It's Godzilla !

by Legen darySwishSwosh August 14, 2016

holy bejezus

the clean and undetected way to say holy shit.

'holy bejezus! thats the cutest shirt in the history of cute shirts!!!'

by modelwithabutt February 18, 2008

Holy Water

When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT

It cleanses your soul from cringe.

Also why are you looking here?

I saw a weiner I need holy water

by astriolettaaa June 18, 2018

The Holy Trinity

Cumming in a girls mouth, vagina and bumhole in the same day.

“Are you still seeing Gina?”
“Yeh man I gave her the holy trinity yesterday!”

by Dexter112 May 30, 2021