by hehe Captain October 18, 2020
Get the Stop it, Get some help. mug."Jaysus isn't yer one over there a horrid heap?"
They mean "heap of shite" (fat), but everyone just says "horrid heap", and everyone else knows what they mean.
They mean "heap of shite" (fat), but everyone just says "horrid heap", and everyone else knows what they mean.
by Rosaleen December 27, 2005
Get the heap mug.When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020
Get the Help! Guitar solo! mug.by alterego April 13, 2005
Get the heap mug.A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.
Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO February 10, 2017
Get the Help me to help you mug.Short for "heap of shit".
(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...
Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
by Malaka Flocka June 9, 2011
Get the heap mug.your clothes are heap
by SnasAttack July 30, 2003
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