Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).

Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.

by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025

heffa

fat-ass, rude

You heffa's went to Publix and didn't say nothin'?

by Dayi88 April 3, 2025

Heff

adj. Like that sassy middle aged woman who doesn’t have to care anymore. She just became CEO after working her butt off and she deserves to wear as much lipstick as she wants.

Person 1: My mom wore a Gucci belt over her Saver’s sun dress when she signed the divorce papers
Person 2: She’s so heff.

by Top20_countrysongs January 20, 2026

Hefty quief

When you go to remove the trash bag from the can and it expels a pungent odor.

I went to pick up and tie the trash bag and it gave me a Hefty quief in my face.

by Barkovi January 31, 2026

Hefty

To be of such stature that is powerful and strong but not necessarily oversized.

Check them out, they look hefty

by J.E.Nic February 6, 2026

heffa

a mean, fat person that clearly doesn't look in the mirror enough.

landon- "you're so ugly ha-ha!"
me- "shut the fuck up heffa, I'm going to throat you cunt."

by sh... September 8, 2025

heffa

my worst enemy when she looks in the mirror.

"heffa"
"im not your mirror girl."

by sh... September 8, 2025