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Heather Locklear

Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.
Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?
Heather Locklear by JoviJava February 19, 2006

Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.
Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...
Heather Deuce by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Heather Johnson

A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.
I am Heather Johnson. I don't date faggot ass midgets.
Heather Johnson by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010

Heather Ace 

The Heather who comes up with all of the ideas to test on Heather Deuce...
That wasn't cool when Heather Ace told Heather Deuce to put a penny in the light socket... or to hold on to the jump rope, "You won't get hurt..."
Heather Ace by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Heather Humper 

The name given to any guy who has sex with a slut named Heather. It is most popular in the northwest region.
(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
Heather Humper by yay4meeh October 17, 2008

heather mcnamara 

She is a Heather, also has trouble opening child safety caps.
Heather McNamara is one of those people who are made of solid Teflon.