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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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happyverse

a happyverse is one of those worlds in a game or tv show where everything is so happy, even the bad guys
'Jeez, why are the bad guys smiling at everyone?'

'Oh that show must be a total happyverse'

Flyff is a example of a game happyverse, I mean, you eat cookies, pizza and lollipops to regain health.
by Mynxius March 20, 2011
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Chappyness

the quality of lips or skin (chapped)

skin or lips that lack moisture which results in "chappyness" (chapped surface)
Girl: Do you need some chapstick to fix your chappyness problem?

Boy: suck my dick
by king kong wing wong July 20, 2012
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Hayness

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!
James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!
by so-cd August 21, 2018
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Happinesend

Happinesend is a way to run. it usually involves sitting in a wheelychair and geting you fattest friend to push you around because he/she needs the exercise the fat prick
Oi Chris come Happinesend me you fat bastard
by TheRealAdamSandler November 11, 2019
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happinsess

when a chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck
oh darn, my chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck, it must be happinsess. better luck next time I guess :/
by Tony The Hamster April 4, 2021
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