HandelHorsing

When you find an animal that you think is hot, and you proceed to use the animal for pleasure. People use this term for being attractive to animals. Used almost like animalsexual or zoophile.

Oh man! I tried HandelHorsing my hamster again!

by TriedDrowningAFish December 15, 2016

Handxiety

The anxiety that comes from knowing deep down that you're not a hand model and the feeling of apprehension to post any hand related photos to Instagram involving your awkward regular person hands...

I want to post this to the 'gram but I have such Handxiety about it

by Hand Issues September 1, 2017

Handaxe

Someone who can quickly satisfy you with their hands

That girl is a handaxe! She finished me off in less than a minute.

by Snatch-hatchet October 2, 2017

Hande

a hot,smart,beautiful,strong independent woman usually tukish or middle eastern and a great kisser

hande is so beautiful

by turkishgirlwitharabicroots October 17, 2018

Handeurysm

Aneurysm of the hand

Shit! I think I just had a handeurysm!

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

Handels

Handels is a school on Aland islands. You don't learn anything in handels and it's too tryhard to choose other schools. Handels consists of depressing and poor people and there is a 99% chance that you will become drug addict or a school shooter.

Hey Elliot I'm studying at handels!
Oh no, he has no money.

by skräll January 10, 2020

Hansexual

when you are sexually and mentally attracted to Prince Hans from Disney's Frozen

I just watched the hansexual awareness video. I am feeling hansexual.

by spanako May 19, 2020