Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Handbrake

A significant other, usually a girlfiend who does nothing but complain and attempts to take the boyfriends freedom away and crash boys nites. this is normally caused by the girlfriend being a loser or having no friends

ie. oh gosh ty cant go to the boys nite cos the handbrake is on

by spanky619 May 2, 2006

Handkerchief

The tool used to carry out the common practice of blowing your nose with your hand in the shower.

Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.

Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.

by Kentucky Fried Dragon March 7, 2009

Two Handed Yak Stomp

A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.

"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."

by MTH January 15, 2008

Hanger

When u have a peice of snot hanging from the inside of ur nose where it is completely visable.

"Hey Mike u got a hanger."
"Oh! thanks for telling me."

by Izzo_Foshizo January 10, 2006