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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie
I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie
by StatDoc April 26, 2025
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Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously
Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.
by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025
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Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
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Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie
I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy
by StatDoc April 22, 2025
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D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers
Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster
by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021
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Spit Hamster

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021
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