Clap havin Gezabell

A name for a girl who has the clap a nickname for Ghonoreah.

Tyrone-"Yo man, Chiquita's a clap havin Gezabell"
Jamal-"Damn she gots Gnonoreah"

by Pat has an ugly girl friend December 14, 2008

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

by Jo-han August 11, 2006

halpined

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

by Magadalene May 8, 2008

Having A Nash

Doing something so stupid it ruins your life, but makes you greatest man on earth.

Crashing your mams car twice then swimming through a river to escape the police, your friend then says to you, "my god you hero, your having a nash"

by ThomyTodd99 March 14, 2011

Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 30, 2011

Having a Nice Day?

The greatest question ever to be asked.

Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.

by Spastic Monkey July 22, 2012

having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.

inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."

by having relations April 1, 2012