hentai tiddies

The best thing to Grace you're eyes. Usually from Japan.

And God said," come forth and you shall receive hentai tiddies".

by Bernie Sander's Fleshlight May 22, 2017

Hentai Henry

Henry Hentai is a big weeb. He watches hentai all day and night long. He always denies it even when you see it in his history. Henry hentai makes up many lies like "my brother watched it" when we see his history.

Hentai Henry is cool.

by Fat_Moma March 4, 2019

hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.

(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!

by Qoheleth December 24, 2008

Hentai With Plot

it's basically regular anime but with more boobs and sexual content.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you know 177013 is hentai with plot. you should go read it some time.
Guy 2: Don't contact me or my kids ever again

by L3MONAIDS May 26, 2019

Hentai Game

henˈtī gām
1. Eroge
2. a game that cannot be played during the day and (i) have no actual interest in

2.1. a game to bust a nut

2.2. a game that will make one's parents question one's decency

2.2-1. if you get caught, you better prepare for a very awkward dinner table

3. a game where people always find a way to put sex into the story (if the story even exists)

3.1. "why do i need a meticulously written backstory when all i want is to spoof"

Person 1 "Bro I hope the trains aren't delayed."
Person 2 "Yeah me too. What're you tryna do after school?"
Person 1 "Dude when I get home I'ma beat the hell out of my meat to this new hentai game I downloaded."
Person 2 "Fah real?"
Person 1 "Hell yeah! Bouta nut all over my monitor beating it to Yae's tits."

by Aalika April 15, 2020

Hentai CG

(n.) A japanese-made computer game consisting of a series of computer generated (CG) scenes, accompanied by text and occasionally spoken dialogue, to create a story. The quality of the story may range from intricate and/or tear-jerkingly emotional to nothing more than a few noises used to describe the sound of sexual moans. Different from the japanese dating simulation game, a Hentai CG game involves scenes of explicit sexual interaction without exception, although usually censored via the means of mosaics, and occasionally ported to a gaming console without the inclusion of the explicit portion of the game.

"Kana ~Little Sister~ is more than just a hentai CG... it made me cry several times."

by Sesshy November 1, 2004

hentai boobies

very large titties that are fun to sqeeze and suck on

Man I met this girl that's super into anime last night; she even has hentai boobies.

by kinky_bitch_69 April 10, 2021