tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.

(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.

by WAWA! November 9, 2009

Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH

O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue

by GWADAMN March 6, 2010

guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.

God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019