guissell

Guissell is a beautiful and smart girl. She cries over songs and is such a typical fangirl. If you get close to her, you will realize that she is a very trust worthy person. No one can deny the fact that her eye brows are always on fleek and that her smile can light up a whole room. She is the future wife to Niall Horan from One Direction.

Guissell is a babe 😍

by 1994islyfe December 14, 2014

uninvited guests

Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.

I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.

by Dan April 21, 2008

special guest

A Special Guest is an erection, but a welcome one. The kind a man gets during foreplay. Foreplay is... never mind, I'll explain it later.

Baby, all that rubbing is giving me a Special Guest! Let's hit the bedroom. Then the bathroom, kitchen, laundry room, etc etc

by ~SPECIAL GUEST~ July 18, 2007

guest

A customer at any Disney theme park.

See also: cast member, Fastpass, backstage, onstage, lead

Please ask the guest to get his kid out of the tree.

by amg May 2, 2003

GESS

grining ever so slightly

i spat on the teacher today
GESS

by palllllmerrrrr. April 19, 2009

guest

A man who is naive and inexperienced with women, and typically under-performs in bed.

Sarah: The guy I had sex with last night did not have a clue what he was doing.
Greg: Bit of a guest, huh?

by MBA2010 December 1, 2010

Guestimate

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"

"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"

by Aprimic January 2, 2009