"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
by Aprimic January 02, 2009
A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
Guy1: You were right! Edouard really is an idiot!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!
by Raffik October 11, 2007
guy one- i just guestimated my income
guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger
guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger
by markie tuckett February 13, 2009
by Ferrett487 June 28, 2005
"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."
"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."
"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."
by Wes Ferguson July 08, 2005
To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat June 02, 2011