Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003

Gooked

The name for the buzzing head high you get when smoking tobacco, mainly a hookah.

"This hookah is hitting so right, I'm gooked!

by D2Barrett August 28, 2012

grocks

Combination of the words great and rocks. Is meant to denote something so exciting/awe-inspiring that not just one of those above words will suffice.

"Dude, you finally got an internet connection in your room?"

"Yeah, it fucking grocks!"

by Scarecrow March 24, 2005

gooklovermungh8ter

Gordon, the name of the Bare Naked Ladies fist CD. Including the single, 1 000 000 dollars

Gotta love the gooklovermungh8ter!!

by Billybobjojackson February 5, 2003

Gook

Interference found on the surface of the shielding on a ethernet cable.

Damn, the internet is not working. It must be that gook on my ethernet cable.

by Dog man April 20, 2018

Gook

A person named Antwan

Antwan is a gook

by Hi it's me luv u March 9, 2021

Gook

The word “Gook” means you usually do dumb shit around other people. It’s not a bad thing to be called a gook but sometimes you can be annoying.

Bro just spilled the drink he’s a gook.

by 1wayy_n3 June 13, 2021