anus goober

When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.

Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?

by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017

goofy goober

A goofy goober is someone who is a bloody mentalist... but without the pro finesse of a proper one. Usually someone confused who is still socially active, contributes occasionally and often says stupid shit: thats a goofy goober

Colon:Hey man, my cup is empty
Phil: Man Colon, you're such a goofy goober

by Philipp Beer March 15, 2005

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 2, 2004

goober

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner

I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!

by Missy June 13, 2004

goober style

wearing socks with your birkenstocks or open toed sandals

" wow, hes so lazy he went goober style today"

by Hallie March 29, 2005

goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.

Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!

by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

goober

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007