Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.

Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh

by Hrugh May 30, 2009

Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).

Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.

by Brendan July 31, 2005

Google Twitch

(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.

(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.

(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.

(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.

(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.

by Darren O'Donnell June 11, 2006

Google Slap

Verb.

1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.

2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.

I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.

by blogaboutnothin April 6, 2009

googalk

To use the power of Google to gather information online and stealthily pursue someone. With only a name, location and an idea of their job/profession, Google pulls information from numerous sources, making your stalking smarter, faster, and comprehensive.

-Verb
-Past tense: "googalked"
-Present tense: "googalking"
-Origin: 10/25/2007, Austin, Texas

Although they had met Cameron and Sean only hours earlier at the bar, Kerri googalked them and found their relationship statuses (single!), last names and MySpace profiles before 24 hours elapsed.

by kerrierieo May 6, 2010

google,com

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!

Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3

by ---><--- January 23, 2011

Google slave

A person who is called upon only when someone wants them to google something.

Can you google how to make an egg?

No I am not your google slave.

by TheEroticTaco November 30, 2015