goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

Goobers

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.

Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.

by gary b February 9, 2004

goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

by LauraLaura August 1, 2007