goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008

goobey

A silly or weird person. This word can get you out of sticky situations.

"You are such a goobey!"

by Monkey_chunk April 14, 2014

Goobler

An idiotic person who makes a fool of themselves

Matt Smith is a Goobler

by nicko1 December 19, 2007

Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

Goobergiser

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

by MATADIO December 9, 2003

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007