true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

pussy goatee

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

by Stelleah July 23, 2014

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

Billy goated

When a woman forces a males beard inside of her hoohaa to stimulate her squirter to poroxide the man hair to claim him as her "billy goat " hence being billy goated

"I billy goated my husband now I own him "

by George420 September 14, 2019

Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/

Dude he’s cra-goated

by Meme-Lard May 25, 2020