Short for "guilt masturbation".
A person engages in guilturbation by announcing to others how super-duper guilty they feel about something.
Guilturbation is extremely addictive, because it can lead to other people seeing yourself as "very noble". Even if the thing you feel super-duper guilty about is entirely wrong and undeserved.
Guilturbation can also be done privately, by seeing yourself as noble for experiencing lots of guilt. This is also extremely addictive, although not quite as addictive as the public guilturbation.
The best example of guilturbation is probably the popular American pastime of "white guilt" (that is to say, when a white individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him).
Then there is the popular global pastime of "male guilt", which is the global male equivalent of what white Americans do with their white guilt.
And finally, there is the global practice of many minor Christian sects, who encourage their followers to feel super-duper guilty about Jesus being crucified. And the most extreme sects, they even encourage their followers to whip themselves, and to engage in many other acts of physical self-torture.
Guilturbation exists in many different forms, and they are usually either political or religious in their nature.
A person engages in guilturbation by announcing to others how super-duper guilty they feel about something.
Guilturbation is extremely addictive, because it can lead to other people seeing yourself as "very noble". Even if the thing you feel super-duper guilty about is entirely wrong and undeserved.
Guilturbation can also be done privately, by seeing yourself as noble for experiencing lots of guilt. This is also extremely addictive, although not quite as addictive as the public guilturbation.
The best example of guilturbation is probably the popular American pastime of "white guilt" (that is to say, when a white individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him).
Then there is the popular global pastime of "male guilt", which is the global male equivalent of what white Americans do with their white guilt.
And finally, there is the global practice of many minor Christian sects, who encourage their followers to feel super-duper guilty about Jesus being crucified. And the most extreme sects, they even encourage their followers to whip themselves, and to engage in many other acts of physical self-torture.
Guilturbation exists in many different forms, and they are usually either political or religious in their nature.
Stop it with the guilturbation already, DAYUM... just try to enjoy your fucking life... and, while you're at it, try to help everyone around you enjoy their fucking lives as well. Can you do that for me? That would be awesome. Thanks.
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Gringo guilt is what those of us who know and love the Hispanic people are feeling when we see our government putting men women and children into cages and are citizens of a country that electing a racist president.
I feel gringo guilt when I see how our country is treating documented and undocumented Hispanic immigrants who come here fleeing poverty and violence and are only seeking a safe place for themselves and where their children can have a brighter future.
by D. Trumph December 29, 2019
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Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....
Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....
-'Weren't you supposed to go to Emma's birthday thing last night?'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'
by ceejayy November 22, 2007
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P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
by KanyesFavoriteSweater August 25, 2016
Get the Porn After-Guilt (PAG) mug.The realization that no matter which diet you follow, you're still eating organisms that were alive at one point, and we have murdered them for our own benefit.
Apparently plants can think and remember? We're killing sentient beings! Crap! Dude, I'm feeling all kinds of heterotrophic guilt right now.
by MacBabe September 11, 2014
Get the heterotrophic guilt mug.Guilt for having black ancestors who owned both black and white slaves. The black Moors, for example, owned white slaves. Maybe becoming slaves was black karma for owning slaves. Black Africans owned black slaves but some blacks excuse this by saying this slavery was for more pure reasons. Another type of black guilt is for black on black crime. Yet another form of black guilt is for not fighting for justice in one's black neighborhood while other black people are murdered, raped, sold drugs (thus locked into a type of mental slavery), and otherwise mistreated by blacks. There is also a black denial that takes place, denying the heinous crimes taking place from one black person to another. Black guilt can also apply to feelings of guilt for spewing forth racist jokes and comments against whites, bullying whites, killing white people for being white, etc. Some black people actually have a change of heart and feel sincere remorse for previous activities done in ignorance. I could add more but I'll give room for others to define black guilt through their own experiences, observations and interpretations.
Jamal expressed black guilt when he stated, "Man, I put a cap on that n*gga's a*s for runnin' his mouth."
by Moderntruthteller September 15, 2018
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