grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.

Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.

by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other

(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019

grave

something some people go in dead or alive

"hey where is joe?" "oh i put him in a grave haha"

by didntknowthatknowdidyou June 15, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

grave dancing ghouls

The kind of subhuman individuals who would pounce on the murder of innocents to advance a political agenda.

The Grave Dancing Ghouls are back at it demanding more gun control after the Mandalay Bay murders in Las Vegas.

by randalllflagg March 23, 2021