Dry Fondant

Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.

During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008

fondled

To have your junk inappropriately touched.

He/She fondled my junk.

by Junk Lovers December 20, 2009

Hanso Foundation

"The Hanso Foundation, Reaching Out To A Better Tomorrow"
Founded by the always elusive Alvar Hanso, the Hanso Foundation has been pushing mankind towards the future for over thirty years. Using social and scientific endeavors such as LEP (Life Extention Project) and EMRI (Electro Magnetic Research Initiative) to always further humanity to a "better tomorrow".

The Hanso Foundation celebrates the birthday of its 105 year old orangutan, Joop. Experiment 626 of its Life Extention Project.

by Hugh M. August 31, 2008

fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

Fonda

Meeting a Fonda is a keeper for life. She is the "Great White" with lipstick. Love her and you will know that she is the one and there will never be another.

Fonda will protect herself and her pod. If you don't tow the line and swim with her, the swells will get pretty high. If you do tow the line, you will be able to weather the storms of life with Fonda, the "Great White" with lipstick at your side at all times.

by from another "Great White" May 11, 2009

founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016