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once bitten forever shy 

Phrase describing:

1. anyone who has let a person into their life, heart, etc. who has royally fucked their shit up _ and now has a cold,bitter,playa heart for any new relationship

2. to be emotionally-raped so badly that the free world must pay for the afflicted persons pain; all new prospects will undoubtedly suffer.

3. When you can't forgive or trust anyone (even the smallest injustice)

4. To shut out anyone you might actually have a shot with due to past hurts and/or past mistakes

5. Being alone for the rest of your life
ex:

M: -That guy over there has something special going on
E: -Dont go there. He's once bitten forever shy
M: -Damn...that's such a shame, he looks like a real keeper
E: -Dont hold your breath my friend
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Always and forever our infinity 

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her

perfect hair forever

A show that people are ashamed to admit they love.
Perfect hair forever stars a talking hotdog, and a tree that has sex with dogs.

Whatsup with that :D?
perfect hair forever by The Dalian December 28, 2005

when duke nukem forever comes out 

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

Batman Forever 

Generally regarded as the worst Batman movie ever made. Starring Val Kilmer. That is probably why.
Josh: I heard that Val Kilmer drove everyone so batshit on the set of Batman Forever that they stopped being capable of making a halfway decent movie.
Nick: That sounds accurate.
Batman Forever by Jennasissy February 8, 2009

Perfect Hair Forever

A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.
"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."
Perfect Hair Forever by Soup December 20, 2004