The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.
Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.
by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017
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Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
by Ya boi flaccidacid October 6, 2018
Get the flaccid acid mug.verb, The opposite of cock block. When you have a single girlfriend who is looking for a man, you and your other girl friends work together to bring more men here way.
Candace hadn't been laid in 6 months and was determined to find a man at the club that night. Her girls all promised to cock flock for her to help her succeed in her goal.
by leslieelsaifi October 3, 2010
Get the Cock Flock mug.The highest order of fleekitude: fleeker than fleek and flecker then fleck. Individuals defined as flock are ridiculously good-looking and often exude a higher-than-average basal body temperature. They are so fleek they are known to spontaneously combust into flames, and for that reason the U.S. Forest Service has deemed them a Grade A wildfire risk. Flock personas can be found picnicking on the grassy knolls beneath the Eiffel Tour or at the local club – LE CLUB, to be specific – surrounded by bottles, models and stacks of dead presidents.
"Did you see Pelosi's new winter-to-summer vest? I heard it was a gift from Drake."
"COT DAMN! That playa is so FLOCK!"
"Yup, yup, yuppppp!"
"COT DAMN! That playa is so FLOCK!"
"Yup, yup, yuppppp!"
by goirish1986 June 29, 2016
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A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".
by bakazungu March 26, 2011
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Girl: "Hey Flocksy!"
Flocksy: "Hey Girl, You best be not taking them pictures of me."
Girl: "Why not?"
Flocksy: "Oh good lowwwdyyy! I don't want a picture girl!"
Girl: "Okay Flocksy, Whatever you say."
Girl Singing: "lalalalalala *messes up*"
Flocksy: "Girl you best be hitting those notes."
Flocksy: "Hey Girl, You best be not taking them pictures of me."
Girl: "Why not?"
Flocksy: "Oh good lowwwdyyy! I don't want a picture girl!"
Girl: "Okay Flocksy, Whatever you say."
Girl Singing: "lalalalalala *messes up*"
Flocksy: "Girl you best be hitting those notes."
by lastlaugh000 December 15, 2011
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