federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Swag Felony

An act that is both swag, and felonious.

Person 1: Hey! That's my watch!
Person 2: Sorry, this is a swag felony
Person 2: Swag😔

by TheGoldenGorilla October 6, 2021

fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022

Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.

"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.

"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

Coco felon

Coco Felon can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Any baby toddler or child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up enjoying Coco melon.

Typically a Coco Felon is used to describe a toddler or child with bad behavior that often gets into trouble and stress you out.

I might be broke but at least I'm not pregnant.
At least i don't have one of those Coco Felons.

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together

White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony

by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023