flexcuse

the humble brag of excuses. A legit reason that you are all too happy share but will not make you more likable

Joe: Ah I can't make it then, I am traveling South America
Mark: flexcuse

by howdoyoulikethat August 16, 2023

leg flex

To have sex with someone, get a leg over

I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex. She then said no so i had to drain the main vein instead!! fuck it

by Shank D O Double G January 16, 2008

glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.

At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.

by bingofettstl December 24, 2008

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 23, 2011

Dallas filet

A Texas-style sex act. It's a reverse cowgirl, with anal.

He thought Dallas filet was on the menu, but Debbie said no.

by Rockefeller Oakes March 20, 2012

Mo Flex

This Guy is the Boddest guy ever.

No CAP.

Cool person, holds it down for anybody but if u mess with him he will cut u off. Mo Flex is cute, tall most of the times

He's simply Mr. steal yo girl. So attractive, tends to cheat a lot but all the girls still crush on him.

Yo Mo Flex Fawaddddd

by 32453qa July 17, 2018