Skip to main content

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
mugGet the Fetus Sleepingmug.

Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014
mugGet the Fetus Drunkmug.

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
mugGet the dirt fetusmug.

Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Cute Baby Fetusmug.

Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.
I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.
by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011
mugGet the Lint Fetusmug.

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman
I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.
by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018
mugGet the Please the fetusmug.

Fetus

Tyler Joseph when he was in high school
Fetus Tyler
by emoanimeh*e September 13, 2018
mugGet the Fetusmug.

Share this definition