walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Fetus Shanker

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.

Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"

by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Fetus soup

A good lunch made of fetus.

Yo me and Rickey are gunna go and get some fetus soup.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016