An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
by the funky kind March 5, 2011
mugGet the Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythologymug.
Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.
Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!

Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
by Chase B. May 12, 2008
mugGet the Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece bandmug.
that crazy person who think they all that smart junk
{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008
mugGet the Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser sonmug.

funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks
Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell
by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025
mugGet the funky bussymug.

Funky lanky

Too lanky
Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky
by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019
mugGet the Funky lankymug.

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
mugGet the The Funky Unicornmug.

funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy
Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange
by Certy curt May 3, 2020
mugGet the funky flangemug.

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