short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

fried pie

Someone who has done waayyyy too much LSD and never really "came back"

Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!

by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017

sci-fri

A genre of movie which compasses both horror and science fiction elements.

Both "Alien" and "Predator" are classics of the sci-fri scene.

by Saturn BD March 12, 2017

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016

Anal Fries

Pouring chocolate on fries to make it look like you put it inside someone’s anus

Damn I want some anal fries right now!

by @vrocarlos January 29, 2018

Light fries

An in-n-out secret menu option fit for the likes of psychopaths, serial killers, and Mark Zuckerberg.

A #3 three animal style for me and a #1 with extra light fries for that red headed sick fuck in the corner who sells all our personal data.

by Badoo22 November 8, 2021