green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.

Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol

by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018

Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes

"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"

by Wet shorts August 12, 2019

Fetus and Flee

The act of a man, typically African American but not always, impregnating a woman and leaving her to raise the baby as a single welfare queen.

"Tyrone is a savage yo! Dat nigga pulled dat fetus and flee on Tyisha!"

by John Niggington June 10, 2020

Yeetus the Feetus

To yeet a baby that has just been born

Hey karen, what are you doing with that child?
Im going to yeet it,why?
Why would you do that to a baby!?
It got vaccinated so now its contaminated
Wait!! NOOOOOO!! DONT YEETUS THE FEETUS!!!

by A_Ppumpkin August 10, 2020

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

Fleetwood Enema

Having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw.

It is rumored that the singer of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, had such a cocaine problem that it ruined the inside of her nose. Instead of kicking the habit, she had people blow cocaine into her ass with a straw.

Man, my nose is completely stuffed up right now but I still want to get high, will you give me a fleetwood enema?

by Punk Rock Jed October 26, 2005

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017